I DONT'T DO DRUGS , I AM DRUGS 🥂

Some people are calm breezes. Others are mild rain.

You? You’re the hurricane with glitter in it.

This tee isn’t for wallflowers. It’s for the human plot twists, the ones who can’t walk into a room without rewriting the whole atmosphere. You know — the person who makes friends and enemies in the first five minutes, purely by existing.

On the front: A tiny, polite logo — just enough to lull strangers into thinking you’re approachable.

On the back: The manifesto — bold, unapologetic, and borderline prophetic. Because you don’t just join conversations… you are the conversation.

Wear this if you:

Have been told you’re “too much” and laughed.

Can’t do “low energy” even on 3 hours of sleep.

Turn awkward silences into iconic moments.

Made from 280 GSM premium cotton, because your personality is already high-maintenance — your clothes shouldn’t be.

This isn’t a T-shirt. It’s a warning label… and an invitation.